{"title":"Father's Day","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"black-hole-registry-personal-black-hole-art-print","title":"Black Hole Registry","description":"\u003ch2\u003eName a black hole. Keep the paperwork.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomewhere out there is a black hole that nobody has named. You choose it, you name it, and we\nregister it to you. It is yours alone: every black hole in this registry is sold exactly once and then\nnever listed again, so the one you pick cannot turn up in somebody else's order next week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat arrives\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eA glossy 8x10 print of your own black hole, generated for you and nobody else.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eA numbered Certificate of Registration in a display folder, ready for a desk or a shelf.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eA written account of what your object is, where it sits, and how it came to be there.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eA mystery object retrieved from the black hole. Possibly Schrodinger's cat. We are not opening it\n      to find out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAll of it in a branded magnetic box, which is a polite way of saying it looks expensive.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs any of this official?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo, and we would rather say so plainly. The International Astronomical Union names astronomical\nobjects, and we are not the International Astronomical Union. Nobody at NASA is filing your paperwork.\nThis is a gift, and a very good one, but the universe has not been notified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it is for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe person who has everything. The friend who corrects your astrophysics at dinner. The colleague\nretiring after thirty years. The birthday you remembered this morning. Pick the occasion and the\ncertificate is written to match it, from sincere through to genuinely unkind.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Black Hole Registry","offers":[{"title":"Baby Black Hole Package (4x6 Greeting Card)","offer_id":52066881536321,"sku":"BHR-CARD-4X6","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stellar Black Hole Box","offer_id":52066881569089,"sku":"BHR-BOX-PRIMORDIAL","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/0871\/8657\/files\/bhr-prod-box.jpg?v=1786587561"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/0871\/8657\/collections\/bhr-coll-fathers.png?v=1786390508","url":"https:\/\/blackholeregistry.com\/collections\/fathers.oembed","provider":"Black Hole Registry","version":"1.0","type":"link"}