WTF is Black Hole Registry?
So WTF is Black Hole Registry anyway? Add 1 part South Park, 1 part Greeting Cards Against Humanity (if that existed), mix with art, science, and a hallucinating AI, and you end up with Black Hole Registry.
on all canvas prints
That's right. You, your friend, enemy, partner, colleague, or furbaby (pet) will get their very own one-of-a-kind print of a black hole that exists somewhere in the multiverse to remind them that they are unique (just like everyone else).
Your Black Hole is not only a stunning piece of art, but also comes with a and Certificate of Registration in a beautiful display folder.
See our Frequently Asked Questions of the Universe or FAQU for more information.
Black Hole Registry
Add some Space to your space! Get our awesome Metal and Canvas prints
Dark-Energy
Dark-Matter
Devoured-by-Gravity
Gamma-Ray-Ghouls
Galactic-Graveyard
Flares-of-Fury
Rains-of-Terror
Zombie Worlds
Roasted-Planet
Venus
Earth
Mars
Ceres
Jupiter
Europa
Titan
Enceladus
The Grand Tour
Trappist-1e
Pegasi 51b
Kepler-16b
Kepler-186f
PSO-J-318.5-22
HD-40307g
55-Cancri-e
I give these to my employees at work. Some when they retire and we've sucked all the life out of them, but others for the brilliant work they do. I want to give them out to the dense people, but I don't have enough budget for that.
— Jay T
I gave this to my significant other to let them know we needed to explore more holes in our relationship. It worked!
— John K
I gave one of these to my ex. The assholes collection was perfect for him.
— Carol B