We have humans here, but we also have a hacked version of HAL 9000 that we got at a discount for some reason.

Go ahead and ask us a question. We will do our best to answer it. Someday we hope to be able to upgrade to the Cylon help system, but for now just have plain old HALp. We apologize in advance if he calls you "Dave". We are working on it...

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